Shagging your girlfriend, boyfriend or random stranger in a car can be one of the best experiences of your life. That is, if you’re sober, experienced and know what the heck you’re into. Because, let’s face it, car sex can be very dangerous. Or extremely uncomfortable. Who here hasn’t bumped their ass in the steering wheel or got a sore dick because they couldn’t get it in because they couldn’t find a comfortable spot? Having sex in a car is hard, dear readers.
Don’t let that stop you from ever getting frisky in your car, though. There are so many ways to make everything so much more enjoyable and fun for everyone involved. And we are here to show you how it all works. Our suggestions will make the experience smooth and a pleasure to remember when you’re both old and grey. The most important thing to keep in mind before we share our tips: the kind of car you own. This will largely affect the whole enjoyment of the sex. More after the jump!
The guide we prepared for you is best suited for a medium-size car with four doors. So don’t think of doing the deed in a Fiat 500 or a Smart model. All you need for the next part is you and your lady of choice.
Behind the wheel
This one is slightly dangerous, but with a lot of care you can definitely ace it and achieve the most pleasurable half hour or hour of your life. Make sure she knows what she’s doing. Which should be along the lines of sucking your cock carefully and slowly. This will prevent your schlong from being bitten into if a bump appears in the road at some point. Speaking of which: don’t take your eyes off the road and your hands off the steering wheel. If you don’t do any of these things, you risk getting into a serious accident, and your lady too. In case the pleasure is too much and you feel like enjoying it by not paying attention to your driving, pull over. Blowjobs are great and all, but your life has priority.
Back seat sex
Nothing beats a good ol’ frolicking in the back seat of your car. Especially when it gives you the option of doing it in varying positions. We’re talking about man-on-top and woman-on-top. There’s a catch with this type of activity, though. You have to do it a certain way to be successful, and here’s how: pull your car’s front seats as far forward as possible. This is going to give you and your date much more space to feel comfortable. And the orgasms will come faster, we assure you.
Take it outside
Many couples forget that the hood of their car is always a great place for sexy times. There are so many different positions to try out. Ride your babe from behind or enter her from the front. Another great position to experiment with: go down on your girl while she rests her legs on your shoulder. Her ass has to sit on the car’s edge for the most delicious of results. Which will be spectacular, we promise!
Sex in the front passenger seat
This one seems to be a favorite with many couples. Penetration in this position can be done from either the back or the front of your woman. To make sure everything goes well, you have to find the best spot. You don’t want to feel as uncomfortable as heck, do you? We thought so. You and your lady can get the most of the experience if you push your car’s seat as far back as it can possibly go without breaking. After you’re done with this step, simply take a seat and then wait till your girl finds her most comfortable position. If she can’t, we have a suggestion: tell her to ride you from the front. Or she can try the following: ride you with her face to the windscreen. Both of her hands should be placed on the dash of your car. This is a sure way to make her feel safe. If she doesn’t do that, she’ll more than likely fall over. Done with these indications? Great, you can finally enjoy one of the best orgasms you’ll ever have.
Now that you know the basics, feel free to experiment with one or all positions. If done correctly, the two of you will have a great time. Just don’t forget a couple of rules. First: don’t have sex someplace where a child or the police are looking. You wouldn’t want to be caught in the act, would you? Exhibitionists can do whatever they want. Go wild why don’t you, we won’t stop you. But if you don’t like to show off, then we recommend making out in a park, at the beach late at night or some other quiet spot.
Second: let your imagination run wild. You can, for one, dress as your favorite Star Wars characters and go at it. Cosplaying while fornicating is always exciting. Third piece of advice: keep a clean car. No one likes to have someone enter them in a place that’s dirty. Always use a condom when enjoying car sex. Don’t bring candles; they won’t set the mood, they’ll just send you to a hospital. Have water close by and some toilet paper to clean everything up quickly. A small pillow is also very good to keep in a car.
Fourth tip: read the laws that are in effect in your country, state and so on. Again, if you’re the daring type, you should just do what you feel. If you’re not, be sure to check whether or not shagging your missus is punishable by law. You don’t want to end up in prison while enjoying sex (or soon after you’re all done).
Did we convince you that a car is an awesome place to use for a sexcapade? Have you tried car sex before now? Tell us your thoughts below.