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Sex Slang & Kim Davis Received A Porn Proposal!

If you do a quick search on Google for “sex slang”, you’ll stumble across so many examples, that it’s not even funny. The subject is so popular, that a lot of categories have been created just for it. Most of the words, however, are very dated. So we thought, how about making a list with new ones?

Remember Kim Davis? As if anyone could have forgotten this woman after the whole Internet went nuts because of her. Well, she became so popular, she was offered a certain sum to be the star of an adult vid. Last but not least: a Netflix and Chill condom was created.

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Any cat owners around here? If you keep one as pet, here’s what she might think about you while you’re all alone at night after kicking it out: you’re a blanket monster. Which is basically this: a sex maniac who doesn’t like to do it with a pet in the same room. Do you like to look at your ass or face in a mirror while you’re getting down to business? You’re vogueing, then. We guess the word comes from Vogue, which would make perfect sense actually.

A slut drawer is that place close to your bed, where all your kinky sex toys live. It’s a nifty way to keep them very well hidden from people such as your mother-in-law, your girl’s female friends, your parents (or hers) and so on. Have you ever felt restless or impatient about something that was to happen? There’s a word for it, and it’s “antsy.” Moving on to sexier stuff, there’s now a word which is perfect for people who want to have sex so badly, it hurts: mantsy.

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Going down on a woman or a guy is all fun and games until someone gets stuck with a pubic hair in the back of the throat; or their teeth. Such an annoying sensation, right? Right? We agree. The whole thing’s called a “pubic floss.”

Jumping someone’s bones can be referred to as “going to the boneyard.” A vagina funeral is that moment when someone doesn’t know what they’re doing in bed, but believes they’re a total sex god. You haven’t shaved your willy or pussy in a long time? Then you’re what they call a sascrotch. A slang word for masturbation is diddling or diddle and double penetration is also called a double rainbow. Last on our list: when you want to do a bit of deep-throating, you can use this word: touching uvula. Oh, but we forgot about gazzing, another way of saying to orgasm.

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Ever since she had that famous by now scandal, Kim Davis has turned into a celeb overnight. She’s so popular, that some adult entertainment company made her an interesting proposal. Dogfart Network (yes, that’s the name of the company) is willing to give her $500K to be the star of a porn flick where she’d have to get funky with a Black babe. If she says yes to interracial lesbian sex, the guys are also willing to indulge Kim and her family in a vacation with all expenses paid. Will she accept the offer or not? We lean towards no.


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