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Sex Tourism, Nude Women On Coffins And Sleep Orgasms!

This time around, we have really crazy topics for you to read. Some will make you horny, some will sound totally bizarre and the rest will be enjoyed by a large majority of women. So stay tuned and you’ll have much to learn about!

For starters, we’ll introduce you to the latest destination for guys who want to have sex with a voluptuous and experienced (or not) woman from another country. We’re talking about Laos, a must-see for fans of sex tourism. Second topic: naked babes sitting on coffins. We’re sure some of you have weird fetishes, so we bet you’ll like to read about this. Ladies, want a great night’s sleep? Your brain will take care of you in awesome ways. Just go to bed and let it do its job (then come back and tell us all about your steamy experience, OK?). Have fun reading!

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These days, a lot of white guys in their 50s, 60s and beyond flock to Laos. Their dicks seem to have acquired a taste of Southeast Asian pussy. And who could blame them? The babes over there are so hot (and such nymphomaniacs), that you’ll basically have sex as many times as you want (with as many women as you feel like). The local nature, architecture and the rest come second, third or worse. Sex rules and you’ll quickly see why. Over 3 million tourists go there to have fun with hot locals. What are you waiting for, guys? Book a ticket and taste the yummy cream; you’ll lick your lips (and she’ll lick your schlong) in no time at all.

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Do you have a fetish that has to do with gorgeous women with their tits and vagina and everything else exposed while standing on a coffin in suggestive sex positions? Poland welcomes you with open arms. Especially a company which makes caskets. The guys behind it woke up one day (with big erections from steamy sex dreams, obviously) and told themselves “Hmm, why not advertise our coffins using beautiful nude girls?”. They immediately put the idea into practice and literally went to town with it. Some of the topless women in their ads are caressing caskets and others are straddling the coffins as if they were having sex with the dead guys under them. Did you get turned on already? We’re sure you’re enjoying yourselves as we speak, you kinky people! Seems like many Catholic churches in Poland aren’t, though (yeah, right).

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Female orgasm is one of the most interesting things ever. And we sure love to see a woman fingering herself and moaning while doing it. But sleep orgasms are even better (among other things, they don’t leave the kind of evidence wet dreams do). Deep sleep is the best way to get an orgasm, girls. So next time you go into the REM phase of your sleep cycle, get ready for a great erotic experience. This sounded like an ad to an adult movie, but you know what we mean. Enjoy!

On your way to Laos yet? What about those coffin ladies, do they turn you on or disgust you? Let us know below.

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