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Singing Sex Dolls, Miss Vagina And Teledildonics

Guys who don’t have a woman next to them turn to sex dolls. Technology has advanced a lot in the last couple of years, so the dolls they make look a lot like real women. Even their texture has the feel of a girl’s soft skin, so it won’t feel like you’re touching something alien. There’s even talk of a sex doll that will be able to talk and moan while you’re sucking on her tits and sticking your dick in her vag. How about a singing sex doll, though, would you like that?

Coming back to actual ladies with flesh and bones, bet you didn’t know there’s a beauty pageant for vaginas. Yes, there is such a thing, and it’s organized for a very particular reason we’ll reveal in a minute. Also: are you in an online relationships and love having virtual sex? You can stimulate each other from a distance!

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Sex dolls have been all the rage in Japan for many years now. The ones made there are the most realistic ever and they fulfill a wide variety of tastes. They can look like a schoolgirl, your best friend’s wife you’ve always fantasized to have sex with, your fave manga character and so on. Have you ever dreamed of getting your freak on with a sex doll idol? Idol, as in singer. If you have, watch this clip and get ready for a hard-on:

The name of the singer is Silicon Maru (very appropriate). For fetishists, she’s one very hot goddess. This sex doll babe even starred in a Jdrama called Lovetopia (the action happens a town inhabited only by sex dolls). If you want to give it a listen, her debut song is Silicon Maru’s Song for Raising Humans.

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Brian Sloan makes sex toys. Recently he came up with the idea of organizing a beauty pageant for pussies. The World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Pageant has an official website where you can vote your favorite coochie. There’s a reason why this contest exists in the first place: the winner’s vag will be scanned and what comes out of that will be turned into a 3D sex-sleeve sex toy. The owner of the loveliest Fanny will receive $5,000 and tickets to LA. If you end up in second place, you’ll have $2,500 to spend; third place and you’ll be richer by $1,500. Girls, jump in and have fun! You never know what can come out of the whole thing.

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Have you grown tired of Skype sex or sending nudes via WhatsApp already? We have, too. But since we live in the 21st century, we’re lucky to experience other, more real, types of naughty times. People in long distance relationships will get a kick out of teledildonics, which are basically high-tech sex toys. You connect them to the Internetz, then sit down and enjoy physical stimulation. It’ll feel as if you were in the same room with your woman. We’d totally buy one of these toys, wouldn’t you?

Which of the girls from Camplace would you love to see in a vagina beauty pageant? We’re looking forward to your options!

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